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AN ODE TO ' CROWD CONGESTION ' 5 months 2 weeks ago #10834

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AN ODE TO ' CROWD CONGESTION '

The King was in his counting house, counting all the £££££money,
The crowd stretched back to the access road, thinkin ' this ain't funny ',
The game kicked-off, the crowd roared,
But the fans in the queue were just facking peeved and bored,
So what's the answer to this plight ?, maybe a stick of dynamite ?
But hang on a mo, it could be dodgy and wreck the ground,
No risk assessment, so totally unsound,
But what is the answer to the whole ?,
Let's just bung the dynamite stick up the ' Special One's ' asshole.


Written by - Roger Soles and Poppy Tupp
R. SOLES
P. TUPP

Special Edit - Hu Wan King

A ' Hackerman ' Production for ;-
@Rammy Ultra's
2018
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AN ODE TO ' CROWD CONGESTION ' 5 months 2 weeks ago #10837

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Nice one Hackers, very apt...but remember to get there early as ordered by The King, as Colls will only bring 250, rendering our one turnstile in overload again!.
I guess many newbies (via the leaflet drop) will not put up with incompetence on our gigantic scale and go elsewhere. But as our illustrious matchday secretary pronounced ...if you don't like it you don't have to come.
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AN ODE TO ' CROWD CONGESTION ' 5 months 4 days ago #10936

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Duly noted for tomorrow :S
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